MEN&WOMEN

"LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. YOU KNOW IT'S FULL OF SHIT BUT YOU KEEP ON EATING IT ANYWAY..."

This line goes out to people who insists on loving someone even though it kills them. This goes out most probably to women who keeps on loving ungrateful bastards who take advantage of the love women are unconditionally giving them.

Life is unfair. Men and women are not created equal. Men are very irrational while women are very intellegent but are seldom wise when it comes to love. Men are actually more emotional than women but doesn't frankly express it. Women has too much love to give for a single man that it smothers them while men has too much love to give that he can love not just a single woman. Unfair right?

Let's define these two words: MAN & WOMAN:
WOMAN:(N) the less dominant in relationships because they let men manipulate them so that they can please them. Women tend to be very possessive at times but for the reason that guys are very ungrateful beings, they don't know how to appreciate a single woman's effort. Beings that would do anything and would sacrifice EVERYTHING for the unappreciative factory-defects called MEN.

MAN:(N) the dominant in relationships because men tend not to put their pride and ego in low profile. Men think that they should always be masculine-and when we say masculine, MEN and WOMEN have different definitions for it. For women masculinity simply means doing the ORNDINARY manly stuff, while for men, it means proving the other guys that because he's a man, he can get any woman he wants in a blink of an eye. Men tend to be very pathetic at times because they get too overwhelmed by the attention and love women are giving them.
Let's face the truth. The PERFECT MAN doesn't exist. Your knight in shining armor is busy laying-i mean slaying bithces,oh gosh i mean dragons. Even in Fairy Tales where we think fantasy takes place and things that are beyond belief comes to life still isn't perfect. Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzel... in books they all ended up happily... but the truth is, it is no different from reality. They all ended up with a player. They're all married to one guy-PRINCE CHARMING.

My boyfriend once told me: "Men are really hard to please, if we can only have two ladies at the same time, we would." Yep it came from my boyfriend and it hit in the face like BAM! It came from a man's point of view so generally speaking, men are really morons! They are really unbelievable! We should put men in our position and cheat on them to get even. We should let them experience sleepless nights, excreting bucketsful of tears, never ending heart-to-heart talks with girlfriends(which sometimes gets very very very annoying!), loss of appetite and having a heavy heart- the kind that makes you feel as if your heart fell inside your stomach and you feel giddy and crazy!

I'm not saying these things because i'm a feminist. I'm saying this as a woman who had experienced dealing with cheating boyfriends and can't believe that after I've given so much, they still aren't satisfied. Maybe next time I should do tricks like eat fire, do tumblings and splits to please them, but sorry, I ain't as stupid as I was before.
I think I've gotten my point straight. Men are naive, insensitive, greedy, selfish and apathetic. BUT the bottomline of this story is: WOMEN are the STUPID-est beings on earth for letting men treat them less than how they deserve to be treated. WOMEN keep on eating the chocolates even though it's bad for them.

AND I'M A SELF-ADMITTED STUPID WOMAN like how I described it above. And the sad thing is... I'm not the only one....